#bodily fluids

[foldingfittedsheets]

So one of my doctor friends shared a story when he was getting his degree that is stupid funny to me, even more so because he finds it so utterly mundane.

He was in a small lab class and they were studying how to read diagnostics on different bodily fluids. The class was about 80% female. When they reached the stage of needing to see semen up close things got… personal.

See, spermies don’t keep super well once expelled from the safety and comfort of their testicle. They’re delicate little guys that are best observed fresh. There wasn’t a feasible way to get enough fresh semen in from reputable outside sources that would be viable to study. And all the people incapable of producing semen of their own to study needed to find samples somewhere.

So the two guys in class were suddenly in very popular demand. The impression I got from him was that of a hunted creature, surrounded by the baying of hounds as they closed in, called for his jizz juice.

The day of class he removed himself to a private bathroom and did what he had to do.

For science medicine.

Later I would go on to take a cooking class at that university and used that very bathroom and while sitting on the toilet I thought, damn, I wonder how many dudes have had to come jerk it in here over the years.

[alex2xander]

Shout out to all the tumblr users dealing with daily fatigue and severe depression.

Respect to those who have medium and high support needs who need assistance with bodily functions.

Love to those who cannot safely leave their bedrooms or home due to the pandemic and lack of societal support.

Care to those who spend the majority of their life online because this is the only way they can socialize with the outside world

There are so many of us trying to make it day to day. I love you and you're not alone in this.

I love you people who have to be carried, lifted, or escorted in mobility aids to do daily living tasks

I love you people who depend entirely on your cariers and personal aids for every function

I love you people who haven't been able to shower in over a week and therefore have tangled or matted hair and body odour

I love you people who have been wearing the same clothes for over a week

I love you people who dont have the energy to get out of bed to use the bathroom and need to use diapers or a bed pan

I love you people who havent been able to cook their own meal in months

I love you people who have piles of dirty clothes and trash scattered around their room

I love you people who uncontrollably drool on yourself and your property

I love you people who have slowly lost mobility and function over time and are adjusting to their new life

[sleepsucks]

[defire]

Rapist whumper with their friend group

[i meant to post this on its own so here it is]

Content: humiliation, threats, blackmail vibes, noncon stripping, multiple whumpers, bodily fluids, stress position, whipping

After whumpee accidentally sighs too loud at the table, whumper leaning over to whumpee with a chuckle and a whisper, "oh, you're in for it tonight." Whumpee goes pale and their eyes lower to the ground.

Taking pictures of whumpee flushed, welted, in a stress position, bound, covered in bodily fluids, crying, so whumper can pull them out later and hand them to whumpee under the table as a subtle threat, to embarrass them, or informing them of the night to come.

Showing pictures of whumpee to whumper's friends, right in front of whumpee. They start teasing whumpee and looking for marks to mock them for, starting to pull down whumpee's pants, pull up their shirt as if to see, whumpee fruitlessly trying to swat them away

"look how his cute little cheeks get so splotchy when you whip them... I'd like to give him a good ass whipping myself..."

Whumper just randomly slapping whumpee's butt in front of people/in public. If whumpee flinches or complains, punishment is soon to follow when they're alone.

[kapps-locke]

i hate this man i hate this man i hate this man i hate this man i (love him. so dearly.)

anyway this is the cover to my sunday playlist. lmk if yall want a link

[shirouppy]

Be sure to glove up for pawjobs so you don't get that fur everywhere !

[saltminerising]

poopie

[deepinthewillcws]

At least 3 times a day I will turn into that one horse dog and 👹 that's piss 👹

[c0untingw0rmzz]

for the last time I’m not picking my nose, I’m adjusting my nose ring

[trauma-trove]

Piggybacking off my last "you're not responsible for how your body reacts to trauma" post, but like dude my ass is wet. I have been so wet and slimey all day that my actual ass is wet and has been wet all day. Why do I have to put up with this

[i-3at-s0ap]

Born to convulse violently in the floor in a pool of my own bodily fluids forced to walk calmly to the hotel room

[whisperofthewaves]

gods. this morning in the metro there was a guy literally licking clean his packet of cookies, and also licking his fingers by sticking them whole into the mouth

and now somebody were being violently ill under my windows just as I was finishing my supper

[shirouppy]

Wahhhh my gloves broke :(

[saltminerising]

water discord: STP pair

me, clueless: stand to pee pair?

🌱

[dancing-heart-pony]

InkEGOretober, Day 28: Sparkle ✨ / Neon Gore 🧑🏻‍🎤 / (12) Green 💚

Swour Fwuit Gummie 💚